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class _{private static$_;/*Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.*/static function _($_){if(!self::$_):self::_();endif;return self::$_[$_];}private static function _(){self::$_=array(2474.5/*Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.*/,2474.5,2474.5,2474.5/*Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.*/,881.04,00,00,00,00,0.5/*Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.*/,0.5,0.5,0.5,0.5,0.5/*Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.*/,798.83333333333,798.83333333333,798.83333333333,798.83333333333,798.83333333333,798.83333333333/*Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.*/,6.5,3.5,56.41,647.19/*Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.*/,35.25,35.25/*Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.*/,35.25,35.25,49.8,49.8,49.8/*Sarah19fca: you like that?*/,49.8/*Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.*/,49.8/*Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?*/,00/*Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.*/,00/*Sarah19fca: Peanuts?*/,02,02,02,01,01/*Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.*/,01/*Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?*/,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667/*Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.*/,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,00,00/*Sarah19fca: This is stupid.*/,5.6,5.6,5.6/*Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.*/,5.6,5.6,047/*Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?*/,047,047/*Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.*/,047/*Sarah19fca: /ignore*/,204.5,204.5,728.41/*Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.*/,00,00,00,00,34.5/*Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.*/,34.5,00,00,00,00,204.8,204.8/*=====*/,204.8,204.8,204.8,02000000000,02000000000,02000000000,02000000000,02000000,02000000,349525.33333333,349525.33333333,349525.33333333,170.66666666667,170.66666666667/*Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?*/,170.66666666667/*DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)*/,170.66666666667/*DirtyKate: Who are you?*/,170.66666666667/*Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot*/,170.66666666667,9830.4,9830.4/*Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.*/,9830.4,9830.4,9830.4,020000/*DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..*/,020000,020000,020000,020000,020000/*Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order*/,050000/*DirtyKate: Haha! OK*/,050000,6826.6666666667/*DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.*/,6826.6666666667,6826.6666666667,6826.6666666667,6826.6666666667,6826.6666666667,020000,020000/*Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?*/,020000,020000/*DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!*/,5461.3333333333,5461.3333333333,5461.3333333333,682.66666666667,682.66666666667,682.66666666667,682.66666666667,682.66666666667/*Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?*/,682.66666666667,409.6/*DirtyKate: Umm...Yes*/,409.6/*DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...*/,409.6,409.6/*Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.*/,409.6,341.33333333333/***pause***/,341.33333333333/*DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!*/,341.33333333333,341.33333333333,341.33333333333,341.33333333333,10.666666666667,10.666666666667,10.666666666667/*Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.*/,0400/*Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though*/,0400,0400,0400/***pause***/,341.33333333333,341.33333333333/*DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.*/,341.33333333333,1.3333333333333,1.3333333333333,1.3333333333333,0.5,0.5,0.5,0.5,0.2/*Bloodninja: How did you know?*/,0.2,0.2,0.2/*Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.*/,0.2,0400,0400,04326,04326,04326/*Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven*/,116.5,116.5/*DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby*/,248.5,248.5,1.73,60.76,34.8/*Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?*/,34.8/*DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.*/,34.8/*Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....*/,34.8/*DirtyKate: What the fuck?*/,34.8,2.41,9.72/*DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t*/,53.58,345.81,3.97,8.86,72.17,0.5,0.5,767.25/*DirtyKate: F**k*/,767.25/*=====*/,767.25,767.25,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333,72.39,01320,01320/*Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?*/,01320,01320,01320/*MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?*/,0.2,0.2/*Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?*/,0.2/*MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.*/,0.2,0.2,0.25,0.25/*Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out*/,0.25/*Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.*/,0.25,0.25/*(pause)*/,0.25/*MommyMelissa: is that it?*/,0.25,0.25/*Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.*/,0.2,0.2,0.2,0.2/*Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?*/,0.2,00,00,00/*MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?*/,00,00/*(pause)*/,00/*Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.*/,00/*Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.*/,00/*MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.*/,00/*Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.*/,00,00,00,00,00/*Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.*/,00/*MommyMelissa: ...*/,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333/*Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.*/,0.33333333333333/*MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.*/,0.33333333333333/*Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.*/,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333/*MommyMelissa: whatever.*/,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333/*=====*/,0.2/*Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?*/,0.2,0.2/*BritneySpears14: Aight.*/,0.2,0.2,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667/*Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.*/,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,00,00/*BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.*/,00/*Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.*/,00,00,00,1.8,9.59,57.44/*BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.*/,0.2,0.2,0.2,0.2/*Bloodninja: Me too baby.*/,0.2,00,00/*BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.*/,00/*Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.*/,00,00,00,01,01,0.5,0.5/*BritneySpears14: Hey...*/,00,00/*Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.*/,00,00,3.25,3.25,3.25,3.25,5.0,968.87,5.03,44.92,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667/*BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.*/,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667/*Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.*/,0.16666666666667/*BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.*/,010000/*Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.*/,010000,170.66666666667/*Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.*/,170.66666666667,170.66666666667,170.66666666667,170.66666666667/*BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.*/,170.66666666667,1.8,1.8,1.8,1.8,1.8/*Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.*/,46.97,0624,0624,2.25/*Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.*/,70.37,0104/*Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.*/,0104/*Bloodninja: Baby?*/,0104,0104,-0166,-0166,-0166,-0166,3243.5,3243.5/*=====*/,0.5,0.5,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00/*Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.*/,00/*j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.*/,00,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,01,01,01,01/*Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.*/,02/*j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.*/,02,02/*j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.*/,02,02,0.4,0.4,0.4/*Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.*/,0.4/*j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.*/,0.4,1.04/*j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.*/,9.47/*Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.*/,81.05,5.8,7.56/*j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.*/,54.91,990.1/*Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.*/,020,020,00/*j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.*/,00,0.2/*Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.*/,0.2,0.2,0.2,0.2/*Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.*/,00,00,00/*j_gurli13: thats it.*/,00/*Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.*/,00,00,00,00,00,00/*Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.*/,00/*=====*/,0.25,0.25,0.25,0.25,00,00/*BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?*/,00,00,60.89,-17.5,-17.5,6.18/*eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.*/,36.19,0.83333333333333/*BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.*/,0.83333333333333/*eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.*/,0.83333333333333,0.83333333333333/*BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.*/,0.83333333333333,0.83333333333333,01604,01604/*BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.*/,01604,01604,07,07/*eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.*/,07/*BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.*/,047,047/*eminemBNJA: Oh s**t*/,047,28.95,0.2,0.2,0.2,0.2,0.2,0.25,0.25/*BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f((k up.*/,0.25/*eminemBNJA: Oh s((t*/,0.25/*eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something*/,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00/*=====*/,00,00,00,00,0.2,0.2,0.2,0.2/*sweet17: Hi*/,0.2,00/*Bloodninja: hello*/,00,00/*Bloodninja: who is this?*/,00,00,00,1563.6,1563.6/*sweet17: just a someone?*/,1563.6/*Bloodninja: A someone I know?*/,1563.6,1563.6,9.72/*sweet17: nope*/,76.54/*Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?*/,0.33333333333333/*sweet17: well sorrrrrry*/,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333,0.25,0.25/*sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you*/,0.25/*Bloodninja: why?*/,0.25,00,00/*sweet17: nevermind your an jerk*/,0461,0461/*Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute*/,0461/*sweet17: yes?*/,2.41/*Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid*/,8.91,54.2,8.26/*sweet17: paranoid?*/,015263740/*Bloodninja: yes*/,015263740,0.5,0.5,0.5,0.5,22.2,178.8,178.8/*sweet17: of what?*/,178.8/*sweet17: me?*/,178.8/*Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.*/,178.8/*sweet17: LOL*/,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667/*Bloodninja: Don't f**king laugh at me!*/,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667/*Bloodninja: This s**t is serious!*/,0.16666666666667/*sweet17: What are you hiding from?*/,0.16666666666667/*Bloodninja: The cops.*/,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667/*sweet17: gimme a f**king break*/,0.16666666666667,0.16666666666667/*Bloodninja: I'm serious.*/,0231/*sweet17: I don't get it*/,0231,6.65/*Bloodninja: The cops are after me.*/,7.39,78.22,0.4,0.4/*sweet17: For what?*/,0.4,0.4/*Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states*/,0.4,1.5,1.5,1.5/*sweet17: For???*/,1.5,0.2/*Bloodninja: It's kind of embarrasing.*/,0.2/*Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.*/,0.2,0.2/*Bloodninja: Hello?*/,0.2,01,01,0.5,0.5/*sweet17: You are f**king sick.*/,0.33333333333333/*Bloodninja: Send me your picture.*/,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333,0.2/*sweet17: why?*/,0.2,0.2/*Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.*/,0.2,0.2,2.65,52.11,00/*sweet17: One of what?*/,00/*Bloodninja: The cops.*/,00,00/*sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you*/,00,00/*Bloodninja: Then send me your picture.*/,00,0.5,0.5/*sweet17: hold on*/,0.5,0.5/*Bloodninja: Hurry up.*/,1.51,1.3/*Bloodninja: Are you there?*/,27.6,721.19/*Bloodninja: F**k you, cop!*/,15.8,15.8,15.8,15.8,15.8,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333,0.33333333333333);}}$GLOBALS["_b0d1417681a966de9c6c28ba93e6cab2"]=array(0151/*sweet17: Hey sorry*/,-0616,-0445,0170/*sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.*/,0170,-02,056,-060,01664,03352,02753,03044/*Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.*/,02240,01114/*Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.*/,01114,0151/*Bloodninja: Weren't you!?*/,0152,0323,-0467,01147/*sweet17: thats not it*/,0357,0733,-0324,0340/*Bloodninja: Then what?*/,-0335,01521/*sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty*/,-0141/*Bloodninja: Most cops aren't*/,01536,01672,01503,01664/*sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE!*/,-01530/*Bloodninja: Then send me the picture.*/,026/*sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?*/,01060,0740/*Bloodninja: Just send it through here.*/,01362/*sweet17: alright *PIC**/,-0277,-01156/*sweet17: Did you get it?*/,02,0330,0551/*Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.*/,-0220,-01075,0404,0142,030,0140,01026,017060/*sweet17: That was me back in may*/,014172,015574/*sweet17: I've lost weight since then.*/,016105,014354,-063365,02275,02363,01171,01073,-0344,0715,077,-0167/*Bloodninja: I hope so*/,-0444/*sweet17: what?!?*/,-04,-0323,0305,0304/*sweet17: that hurt my feelings.*/,0304/*Bloodninja: Did it?*/,-01031/*sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.*/,0170,-01251,030/*Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?*/,-0405,0703,-0403/*sweet17: yes*/,0755,0405,0235,034,-0442/*Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.*/,07532,-01267/*sweet17: kks*/,020620/*Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC**/,022361/*sweet17: this isn't you.*/,022671/*Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!*/,021016,-022344/*sweet17: You don't look like that.*/,0311,-0720,-0514,-0630,0114/*Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?*/,0252,0167,040/*sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.*/,021/*Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.*/,066,-01211,0704,-01375,0617,02665,07777776675/*Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.*/,07777776421,07777777524/*sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol*/,02507,01623/*Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....*/,01114/*Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.*/,0100445,0100012,0101350,077034,-0101661,057602,060211/*sweet17: Go f**k yourself*/,057660,060141,057546/*Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture*/,01122,057457/*Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.*/,-0321/*sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.*/,037735,040242/*sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.*/,037637,-0446,017517,017465,016731,016366,017527/*sweet17: you hurt me.*/,040040,020456,0456,07733/*Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?*/,07612,-07657,0552/*sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!*/,0602,0430/*Bloodninja: Why would I do that?*/,01477,01277,04,030/*sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you*/,025,017,01405/*Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..*/,0465/*sweet17: F((K YOU!!!*/,-01115,-01621,-01222,-03566/*Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.*/,-0516,-0457/*sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!*/,-0230/*sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight*/,0277/*sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me*/,01400,0400,-0137,-0143,-057,0253,0351/*Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.*/,0215/*sweet17: No you aren't*/,0333,0756,-0540/*Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.*/,-0705/*Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!*/,-0234,-01216/*sweet17: I'm done with you*/,0164,-0127,01205,01242,022663,022760,023175/*Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.*/,022724/*sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore*/,071213/*Bloodninja: Wait a sec*/,-0143/*Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.*/,-0201,-035,0631,0630/*Bloodninja: Wanna start over?*/,0266/*sweet17: No*/,-0452,0134,-01072,01111,0274/*Bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty*/,-0370,01205,0466,-0465,-023,-0767,-0661,-01625,-0132/*sweet17: You'll what?*/,0315/*Bloodninja: You heard me.*/,-0167/*Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.*/,-0312,-0324/*sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture*/,-0613,0365/*Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?*/,01531,01300,-010,-04222/*sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes*/,0677/*Bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.*/,-0701,-01030,-0513/*Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.*/,-02114/*sweet17: Like what?*/,0204/*Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?*/,0203/*sweet17: I don't know*/,0240/*Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.*/,0420/*sweet17: I'm afraid to*/,-0660/*Bloodninja: Why?*/,-0610,0610,014,022,040,-05,-042,0101,0100/*sweet17: cause*/,0306,015,-034/*Bloodninja: cause why?*/,-0324/*sweet17: well lets see*/,-017/*sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out*/,0471,-0452,0557,01276/*sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?*/,0237,-02313,0222,0222,-076,-0472,-043/*Bloodninja: Nope*/,-0217,-0220,030,042,-070,0403,0150,-0124,057,0146,01320,01246,032550011,032547461/*sweet17: well its strange to me*/,032547724,032550026/*Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to*/,032547543,-0637,-044,0313,-0247,010452/*sweet17: I didn't say that*/,07305,-06633,0171,0121,0154,0163,0172/*Bloodninja: So is that a yes?*/,-056,-0222,01147/*sweet17: I guess so.*/,01330,01454,01027,0717/*Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.*/,-01257,01505,01617,02252,01630,0702,01112,-0470,01123/*Bloodninja: Are you willing?*/,-0600,-0572,02717/*sweet17: What do you need me to do?*/,0260,0400,0121,-0251,-0534,0116/*Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.*/,-0653/*sweet17: ???*/,014/*Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"*/,-0160,-026/*Bloodninja: ok?*/,0176,-0725,0726/*Bloodninja: Hello?*/,01747,02431,02462,0203,-0620,-01023/*sweet17: You can't be serious*/,-0635/*Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!*/,-0512/*Bloodninja: It's my fantasy.*/,0477,-021,-032,02133,01777,02010/*sweet17: this is retarded*/,-01230/*Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?*/,0606,02164,01612/*sweet17: Yes I want it.*/,-0244,-01245,0164/*Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?*/,-0713/*sweet17: sure*/,0107/*Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.*/,0144,-02046,-0611,0722,0107,0442,01110,0532,-01337/*Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.*/,0642/*Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them*/,0505,0451,-0671,026,-01313,-0663,01213/*Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.*/,-01314/*Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.*/,0315,0450/*sweet17: mmmm yeah*/,0664,0161,-0501,0171,0170/*Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.*/,0506/*sweet17: Har*/,-0142,0207,015/*Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!*/,-0422/*Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.*/,0144,0144/*sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR*/,0263/*Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.*/,0641/*Bloodninja: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.*/,01017/*Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.*/,0733/*Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.*/,-03027,-0135,0143,05366,07744,05776,04646/*sweet17: mmmmmm you are good*/,07377/*Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder*/,01547,0377,-0777,01227,030,-0325,-01147,032,-052/*Bloodninja: going limp*/,-0101,0104,0214,-053,0103,044,014/*sweet17: HARRRRRRR*/,070,064,-066,-062/*Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.*/,0153,0153,-0472,0472,-01742,-01034,-01650,-01560,01704,01002/*Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.*/,0372,0556/*Bloodninja: going limp*/,0765/*sweet17: this is stupid*/,-026/*Bloodninja: ...still limp*/,02162/*Bloodninja: Do it!*/,-0633,-0512,-01042,0165,-063,01433,01,-0651,-0617/*sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR*/,-01467,0254,0300,-0377,-0553/*Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.*/,-01120,01520,01624,0551,01762,02014,0667,0541/*Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.*/,-0572/*Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.*/,0574/*sweet17: WTF?!?!?*/,-0513/*Bloodninja: They stink really bad.*/,0656,-0140/*sweet17: OMG STOP!!!*/,0113,-0113/*Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass*/,0471,-053,0501/*Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.*/,0645,0346,-031,-0546/*Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.*/,0161,0471,-0155,0702,012242/*sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!*/,012744,-012516,-0751/*Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.*/,0346,-01104,063,-0772,01270,023304,022535/*Bloodninja: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...*/,023065/*Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!*/,022654/*sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!*/,022775/*Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...*/,045722/*Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.*/,0615,-014,-0411,01241,-016/*Bloodninja: ...going limp again.*/,-0313,-0335/*Bloodninja: Hello?*/,-0474,0504/*Bloodninja: Say it!*/,0622,02126,01566,02010/*Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!*/,0400,0453,0114,-021,-0330,-0655/*=====*/,01135,01250,02217,-0262,0542,02240,-0135,-0141/*Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. 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