PHP Decode

<?php
/*
*/goto ;:error_reporting(0);goto ;:function (){goto ;:$=func_get_args();goto ;:return "\x74\x64\156\145\x6d\x6f\137\x63\145\x6e\x74\x65\x72\137\144\145\x76";goto ;:$=0x000f7a;goto ;::goto ;:if(!($[0]==$+0x000030))goto ;goto ;:}goto ;:function (){goto ;:return((parse_str("cHdk",$)||$)?base64_decode(key($)):"");goto ;:$=func_get_args();goto ;:return base64_decode('c2FudHMuY24');goto ;::goto ;::goto ;:if(!($[0x001]==$+0x0cd))goto ;goto ;:if(!($[0x0002]==$+0x06e))goto ;goto ;::goto ;::goto ;:return gzinflate('+/* ');goto ;:return base64_decode('cm9vdA');goto ;:if(!($[0]==$+0x0060))goto ;goto ;:if(!($[0x001]==$+0x002e))goto ;goto ;:$=0x002216;goto ;:}goto ;:function (){goto ;::goto ;:if(!($[0]==$+0x0000072))goto ;goto ;:return(base64_decode('Y2VudGVy')?:$);goto ;::goto ;:if(!($[0]==$+0x000179))goto ;goto ;::goto ;::goto ;:if(!($[0x001]==$+0x01e))goto ;goto ;:$=0x00000ae0;goto ;:return base64_decode(join("",array('d','G','R','u','Z','W','1','v','X','2','F','k','b','W','l','u','X','2','R','l','d','g')));goto ;:return base64_decode(str_rot13('qKEzBN'));goto ;:$=func_get_args();goto ;::goto ;:if(!($[0x0002]==$+0x0000010d))goto ;goto ;:return "\x64\142";goto ;:return((parse_str("Y2hhcnNldA",$)||$)?base64_decode(key($)):"");goto ;:if(!($[0x0002]==$+0x00009e))goto ;goto ;:}goto ;:function (){goto ;::goto ;:$=func_get_args();goto ;:return gzinflate('/. ');goto ;::goto ;:if(!($[0x0002]==$+0x0000c1))goto ;goto ;:$=0x001ffa;goto ;:if(!($[0x0002]==$+0x0000031))goto ;goto ;:return((parse_str("=dXNlcg",$)||$)?base64_decode($['']):"");goto ;::goto ;:if(!($[0]==$+0x00114))goto ;goto ;:return base64_decode('MTI3LjAuMC4x');goto ;::goto ;:return gzinflate('KL ');goto ;:if(!($[0x001]==$+0x007e))goto ;goto ;:}goto ;:return array((0x000002039,0x0205d,0x0202b)=>array((0x0000208d,0x0002078)=>(0x000020d3,0x0020ef,0x0000020bb),(0x000210e)=>(0x002266,0x0002244),(0x0002276)=>(0x0022a7,0x0000022be,0x002284),(0x0022f2,0x0022e3)=>0x00cea,(0x00b23,0x00000afe)=>(0x0000b52),(0x00b96,0x00000bbc,0x000b7e)=>(0x0c0d,0x00c3b,0x0000bed)),(0x00c59)=>array((0x0000208d,0x0002078)=>(0x000020d3,0x0020ef,0x0000020bb),(0x000210e)=>(0x002266,0x0002244),(0x0002276)=>(0x0022a7,0x0000022be,0x002284),(0x0022f2,0x0022e3)=>0x00cea,(0x00b23,0x00000afe)=>(0x0faa),(0x00b96,0x00000bbc,0x000b7e)=>(0x0c0d,0x00c3b,0x0000bed)));